一天，儿子嬉笑着问我：“老爸，你和我妈妈谈恋爱的时候，是谁主动追的谁呀？”
我引经据典地说：“宝贝儿，知道守株待兔的故事吗？”
儿子点点头回答知道。
我道：“我和你妈妈谈恋爱的时候，我就是那棵树，你妈妈呢是那只兔子，这回你明白谁主动追的谁了吧！”
儿子若有所悟地点着头，忽然眉头一皱，焦虑惶惑地问道：“可是那只兔子最后被一位农民得到了，难道你不是我亲爸？”
我：……
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一天，儿子嬉笑着问我：“老爸，你和我妈妈谈恋爱的时候，是谁主动追的谁呀？”
我引经据典地说：“宝贝儿，知道守株待兔的故事吗？”
儿子点点头回答知道。
我道：“我和你妈妈谈恋爱的时候，我就是那棵树，你妈妈呢是那只兔子，这回你明白谁主动追的谁了吧！”
儿子若有所悟地点着头，忽然眉头一皱，焦虑惶惑地问道：“可是那只兔子最后被一位农民得到了，难道你不是我亲爸？”
我：……
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